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Name: Neptunian elves
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| Appeared in: Tale of Two Santas, Anthology of Interest II
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| General info: In fact they are not elves. They are Neptunians, who live on the north pole of Neptun. They are just shrimpy because Santa doesn't feed them. They are not even got paid for making the toys, because toys are not made. There's no reason to make toys since Santa judges everyone to be naughty. They look like ordinary Neptunians - they have four hands, purple skin and snout instead of nose, they are just smaller. They live in gingerbread houses and wear funny clothes.
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Homeplanet: North pole of Neptun
 There live ordinary Neptunians on the rest of planet.
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 Santa Claus - the ruler of elves. Back in 2801, the Friendly Robot Company built a robotic Santa to determine who'd be naughty and who'd been nice and distribute presents accordingly. But something went wrong. Due to a programming error, Santa's standards were set too high and he invariably judges everybody to be naughty. If he catches anybody after dark, he'll chop off his head and stuff his neck full of toys from his sack of horrors.
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