Hermes Conrad takes care of all the paperwork at Planet Express. He's a bureaucrat and so must have everything in its place. He was once a limbo champion and even attended the Earth Olympics up until that fateful day when the little boy broke his spine... Hermes is married to LaBarbara and his a son named Dwight. He's jamaican and does all the traditional things that jamaicans do (whatever that is). He's an ok side character and helps move things along in some episodes. He completely despises the lobster that is Dr. Zoidberg; we don't know why, we don't care why, something else with the word why in it, but it's there and it always WILL be.

Written by: Nick Cates